Bad Elvises...or is it Elvi'

"Before anyone did anything, Elvis did everything."

That's damn right. I've always lived by the belief that Elvis was the most important thing that happened to rock n roll.

This weekend is the Elvis Festival in Collingwood. With good people, merchandise and hundreds of Elvis tribute artists...not "impersonators"...tribute artists. They honour the legacy of the king.

These below are impersonators...and bad ones at that.

A ladies man....it's the shirt.

He's missing something.

Something tells me this guy would make a fun party guest.

Ignore the belly, and what's below.